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Fifty eight, and the specialist places read like a foreign language to me

Posted as late_to_the_vocabulary on 28 August 2026

Wantspatience, and somebody who will not make me feel stupid for asking
ExperienceNone to speak of. Thirty years of knowing and doing nothing about it.
Aroundthe commuter belt, London

I made a profile on one of the general apps last autumn because it was the only kind I had heard of, and I put one carefully worded sentence in it that I believed the right person would understand. Nobody did. Then somebody kind told me there were whole places built for this, so I went and looked, and I have been reading them for four months without joining because I do not know what half the words mean.

Fifty eight, out of a marriage of thirty years that ended for reasons entirely unconnected to any of this. Two grown children who are fine and know nothing about it. I live in the belt, I work three days a week, and I have known this about myself since my twenties without once saying it aloud to another person.

Here is what I have understood so far. The general apps contain everybody and give you no way to say what you mean. The specialist ones have the language and a great many people who have been fluent in it for a decade. Neither is built for somebody starting at my age, and I would rather admit that than perform a confidence I do not have.

What I want is somebody patient and fairly ordinary, who will explain what is happening and why, and who is not disappointed that I have arrived unformed. Not looking for anybody who finds my age novel and says so. Not looking to be a project. And not willing to be hurried, by anyone, on any platform.

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The inbox problem runs the other way here. What matters is who is allowed to reach you, how much of your face a platform demands, and how much of that sits behind a paywall.

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